Why is it normal to go to a relative’s house and their large, untrained dogs make a beeline to me, sniffing my crotch? And then I’m the bad guy when I say I don’t want these animals intruding on my body. “They’re Touch Me Ill Bite You snoopy shirt, please have some patience. They live here, you don’t.”
My Mom and I actually conspired to get this expensive, fancy dog bone thing to distract these horrible animals away from us. It worked for a while, but then they started snuffling and trying to get all up into us.
When I was a child, this relative had a particularly ill-behaved dog who jumped and pawed at me for about 20 mins, I was so frightened. I stood stock still while I allowed the mutt to molest me, I was worried if I ran it’d bite me. Eventually an adult noticed and saved me.
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